avengers sneeze fanfiction
Hmm? Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Cinnamon. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. Dangerous," Peter cried. PART 1 40.5K 1K 32. Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. Dr. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. Were out of ideas. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. Clint restates the obvious. Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. Blow your nose, Loki.. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. Work Search: He cups his hands tighter around his nose and mouth, and forcefully sneezes into them. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. Loki sniffs disgustingly again, opens his mouth to reply and sneezes instead before wiping his nose and rubbing red irritated eyes with the back of his hand. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. He completely forgot that today was lab day! And his twitter. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. Either way, he fell and hit his head hard. He sits on the chair to be eye level with Steve. Dirty sock. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. "No, no, no! Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. You think I read that? Until he woke up one day screaming. His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil . In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. Are you unwell, brother?. Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. anger is all i have been good at Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Peter winces and Clint carefully guides Peters hands down. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. Please consider turning it on! That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. The kids probably right. Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. Nick Fury calls Peter Parker into his office to recruit him on a mission, but when Fury's ginger cat, Goose, walks int. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. I'm not in control!" Loki, dont rub your eyes. They could not believe that they were stalking a teenager! Yea just dont feel like talking Peter muttered, and Happy hummed. Clint and I dont know what to do. Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. Natasha is sitting next to Steve, flanked on his right side and Clint sitting on his left. (sorry, I still love Sally!) As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. Its between Peter and Captain America. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. Oh, yeah. Itll make them worse.. You got it Mr. tark.. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. Peter relies on his enhanced sense of smell and confidently says, Lemon. He rattles off the next ones with barely any hesitation between them. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. And the winner is Steve Rogers. too bad peters drunk out of his mind. Frantic. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. Does he get any sympathy? I have homework that I havent finished, but I have until the end of the day to give it to Dr. Banner., Bruce puts his feet up on a stool. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Onion. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. Steves still traumatized from the incident. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. Thats not fair. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. I can stop, its just, I cant stop for long befor- hi- hihTCHOOO! Bruce is right where Peter left him. He wont stop sneezing. He moves the metal circle over different parts of Steves lungs, and it all sounds clear. I did. The rules are easy. N-no its fine. Peter also knows that Dr. Peter nods. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. You good? Happy asked, frowning, and Peter gave a small hum. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Here Cap. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. Peter clears his throat. Every avengers looked up from their places at Peter who waved an awkward Hi. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. Hawkeyes right. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Is it Skittles?. "Who are you and how'd you get in here?" Your dedication to the craft is inspiring, Doc., Peter leans his head against the wall. Sicktember day 9. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Hawkeye was able to hand Steve his first loss in the super eyesight category, so now its up to Peter to block Steve from pulling off the three-peat victory. What do you know? You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 And with that, Tony finally stopped. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. Ive been gone long enough for Bruce to start to worry., Peter laughs. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. No, Mr. Stark. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. Everything ok? Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. Thank you, Peter. No, you can keep it. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. Thanks., Steve continues. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. Natasha has her hand on Steves thigh for moral support and Clint is holding an empty tissue box. But doe Percy Jackson just came back from war. No, they did not betray him Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, he's sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow . This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. sneezefic sneeze kink fluff and compulsion then fluff and bondage I was 19 okay? What happened?, Tony sits up. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. I could never understand what I did to you. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. Highest rank #298 in Fanfiction I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. He does not need anything else to happen. I think we broke Steve. Location, my room.". Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. 1.2K Stories. Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. I think we broke Steve. 76 guests Clint creates the words. Sort by: Hot. A classic sick fic featuring Med Bay, clingy cuddles, worried not parents and sleepy mumbles. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. Peter manages to pull out the ear buds and cups his hands over his ears to dampen the sound. Ill be there as soon as I can, kid. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. Im bored Banner. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. When Peters hands are fully lowered to his sides, Clint speaks quietly. "Get out! Location, my room.. The world was most certainly not in his books. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. Lavender. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. He looks down at the message. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. just how much I missed Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (261), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (103), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb) (19), May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker (139), Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) (66), May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker & Tony Stark (48), Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure (585), May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker & Pepper Potts & Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Tony Stark Coparenting Peter Parker, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Sick Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Paw Patrol is basically the dog version of the Avengers, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, minor and one-sided Harry Osborn/Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Not Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Compliant, Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Steve Rogers Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure, When I'm Sick Or Suffering (I'll Still Call You), Peter-Two/Peter-Three (Spider-Man: No Way Home), James "Bucky" Barnes/Original Female Character(s), T'Challa (Marvel)/Original Female Character(s), author likes to use these two charcaters the most don't judge, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Peter Parker is the heir to Stark Industries, 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring but only a sick spider, Happy Hogan & May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker & Pepper Potts & Tony Stark, Precious Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Adorable Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Happy Hogan Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. The rules are easy. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). Everybody out. You can use this to blow your nose.. Mediation is a powerful tool., Tony hops onto the exam table.